Yahoo !

A stone thrown at the right time is
better than gold given at the wrong time.

Some people never go crazy

Some people never go crazy.
What truly horrible lives they must lead.

New Religion

Buddha had to invent a whole new religion
to escape his wife - That's how difficult it is!!

Meditation

Meditation :
because some questions
can't be answered by Google.

Quality of Education

The difference between
'Thank you so much' and 'tysm'
is quality of education.

Believe In Miracles...

We live on a blue planet
that circles around a ball of fire
next to a moon that moves the sea,
and you don't believe in miracles?

Role of Fool...

Sometimes,
you just have to play the role of a fool
to fool the fool who thinks
they are fooling you.

Dirty Towel..!!

If Bathing with Soap and Water
makes us CLEAN,
what then makes the towel DIRTY?

You Know Me..!!

Black Cat

If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that..

The animal is
going somewhere.

Choose Your Friends Wisely..!!

Choose your friends wisely, because
We are living in such a World,
where artificial lemon flavour is
used for "Welcome Drink"
& real lemon is used
in "Finger Bowl"

Your Inner Child..!!

Remember that your inner-child needs to come out and play sometimes.

What if after you die...

What if after you die, God asks you:
"So, how was heaven?"

It's all about money..!!

It's all about money, not freedom.

You think you're free?

Try going somewhere without money.

Inside My Head...!

My Life Is So Much More Interesting
Inside My Head.

My Goal For 2015...

My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should
have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 & planned in 2011.

Monsters Are Real...

Monsters are real,
and ghosts are real too.
They live inside us,
and sometimes, they win.

In my case...EVERYTIME !

Marijuana...

Why drink and drive,
When you can smoke and fly...

Just a thought...

It's only murder if they find the body;
otherwise it's a missing person.
Just a thought...

My EX’s Status...

My EX’s Status :
“Suicidal and standing on the EDGE”
So I Poked HER...!!