Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Friday, September 2, 2016

Yahoo !

A stone thrown at the right time is
better than gold given at the wrong time.



Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Some people never go crazy

Some people never go crazy.
What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Monday, July 11, 2016

New Religion

Buddha had to invent a whole new religion
to escape his wife - That's how difficult it is!!

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Meditation

Meditation :
because some questions
can't be answered by Google.



Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Quality of Education

The difference between
'Thank you so much' and 'tysm'
is quality of education.


Saturday, June 11, 2016

Believe In Miracles...

We live on a blue planet
that circles around a ball of fire
next to a moon that moves the sea,
and you don't believe in miracles?



Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Role of Fool...

Sometimes,
you just have to play the role of a fool
to fool the fool who thinks
they are fooling you.


Sunday, May 22, 2016

Dirty Towel..!!

If Bathing with Soap and Water
makes us CLEAN,
what then makes the towel DIRTY?



Tuesday, April 26, 2016

You Know Me..!!


Thursday, April 21, 2016

Black Cat

If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that..

The animal is
going somewhere.



Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Choose Your Friends Wisely..!!

Choose your friends wisely, because
We are living in such a World,
where artificial lemon flavour is
used for "Welcome Drink"
& real lemon is used
in "Finger Bowl"


Sunday, March 13, 2016

Your Inner Child..!!

Remember that your inner-child needs to come out and play sometimes.


Thursday, March 10, 2016

What if after you die...

What if after you die, God asks you:
"So, how was heaven?"


Friday, March 13, 2015

It's all about money..!!

It's all about money, not freedom.

You think you're free?

Try going somewhere without money.



Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Inside My Head...!

My Life Is So Much More Interesting
Inside My Head.



Wednesday, December 31, 2014

My Goal For 2015...

My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should
have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 & planned in 2011.



Saturday, December 27, 2014

Monsters Are Real...

Monsters are real,
and ghosts are real too.
They live inside us,
and sometimes, they win.

In my case...EVERYTIME !



Monday, March 3, 2014

Marijuana...

Why drink and drive,
When you can smoke and fly...



Thursday, October 17, 2013

Just a thought...

It's only murder if they find the body;
otherwise it's a missing person.
Just a thought...



Sunday, May 26, 2013

My EX’s Status...

My EX’s Status :
“Suicidal and standing on the EDGE”
So I Poked HER...!!