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Let your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you.

George Bernard Shaw — 'Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.'

A stone thrown at the right time is
better than gold given at the wrong time.

Some people never go crazy.
What truly horrible lives they must lead.

Buddha had to invent a whole new religion
to escape his wife - That's how difficult it is!!

Meditation :
because some questions
can't be answered by Google.

The difference between
'Thank you so much' and 'tysm'
is quality of education.

We live on a blue planet
that circles around a ball of fire
next to a moon that moves the sea,
and you don't believe in miracles?

Sometimes,
you just have to play the role of a fool
to fool the fool who thinks
they are fooling you.

If Bathing with Soap and Water
makes us CLEAN,
what then makes the towel DIRTY?

If a black cat crosses your path,
it signifies that..

The animal is
going somewhere.

Choose your friends wisely, because
We are living in such a World,
where artificial lemon flavour is
used for "Welcome Drink"
& real lemon is used
in "Finger Bowl"

Remember that your inner-child needs to come out and play sometimes.

What if after you die, God asks you:
"So, how was heaven?"

It's all about money, not freedom.

You think you're free?

Try going somewhere without money.

My Life Is So Much More Interesting
Inside My Head.

My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should
have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 & planned in 2011.

Monsters are real,
and ghosts are real too.
They live inside us,
and sometimes, they win.

In my case...EVERYTIME !

Why drink and drive,
When you can smoke and fly...

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