Showing posts with label Mark Twain Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Twain Quotes. Show all posts

Friday, June 21, 2013

Gentleman...

The dog is a Gentleman;
I hope to go to his heaven not man's.



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Never put off until tomorrow



“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” 
― Mark Twain

Thursday, August 2, 2012

The more you explain

The more you explain it, the more I don’t understand it.
                                                                          ~ Mark Twain. 

 

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
                                                                                     - Mark Twain.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Be careful about reading health books



Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 
                                                                                   -Mark Twain

Monday, July 30, 2012

Do not argue with an idiot...



Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience - Mark Twain.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Giving up smoking is easy...

Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times ~ Mark Twain.